First "Goodies Bag"

First thing first! I’m gonna share to you what I’ve done to myself. Yup I hurt myself, molested myself, abuse myself for human trading and all for human abortion. Well the reality is. I’ve bought some stuff so that I could turn the unwarranted fantasy into a surreal reality. I really need to be economic with my usage of adjectives and reduce my expressive sentences. Forgive me for my eccentric posting. I always have this kind of monologue. You just have to make it a part of your life.

Well here you are. The amazing khaki coat, the black one is what we call as a sweater, the winter stocking (really reminds me of the one that my little brother wears for his football practices), the wool gloves, the white piece of cloth is the “pashminar” (my cousin gave me her lucky draw prize as a symbol of gratitude to my well-being. Nasty!) and the one in the plastic bag is the Long Johns. Alright. This is the coolest part of the latter. It’s actually what we know as the thermal underwear. It’s kinda humiliating because I don’t have any slightest idea what the ... is the Long Johns. And the sales girl was very extra helpful and really highly spirited to introduce my mum and me to it. Honestly, we’re lost perhaps were on a stranded island. I don’t have any iota of knowledge of winter clothing. And what I cared the most during our first shopping were the luggage, the luggage and another luggage and luggage again.

You guys really need to take note this. Aww please write it on a paper. It seems Long Johns are rather important especially during winter. It helps to warm us, really cosy and you can get those made from sheep wool. I would mostly prefer the one made from sheep wool. It sounds extravagant. There are some made from extraterrestrial (artificial) materials like the one that I bought for myself. It’s cheaper. However, everything that’s artificial will not be as good as the one that comes from Mother Nature.

So, here is my first coat. I don’t know what it’s called. Undoubted, it’s warm and scorching hot inside. For god sake, Malaysia is a tropical country (I’m not sure with my words). I thought black will be wonderful because it contradicts the white snow. Mum insisted me to find those in khakis. What can I do? My mum is the philanthropist here and she’s the one who’s contributing to my overseas funding. My advice for choosing the right coat will be. Firstly, find a coat with striking colour, preferable black. It’ll help you in the future. Trust me. Secondly, make sure your coat will be slightly bigger than your normal size. Reason being here is you’ll tend to put extra cloths. For instance, my black sweater and “pashminar” or muffler. Thirdly, find the one that mostly suits you. Remember, the uglier the coat, the better the protection. The price won’t really show the quality. Make sure you make the right choice!

Gawd the images are really gob-smacking blur. Pardon my poverty-stricken life, everyone. I’m really counting on a new camera. No worries. Once we’re in the UK, I’ll get you better pictures. I mean it!